Archive for October, 2006
Burger King
It’s official. The new world record is 97 burgers downed in eight minutes. That’s like one burger every FIVE seconds. The current record was set by Takeru Kobyashi from Nagano, Japan. He also happens to hold the world record for eating rice balls, hotdogs, and … cow brains … amongst other records. (What about poutine?!)
I’m [...]
Are we there yet?
No, of course not honey! Can’t you see we’re going in circles?
The Big Ruckus Down Under.
Is it just me? Or is the Western concept of “free-speech” so blatantly lopsided and biased that the misleading moniker should be revised to say “we-speech” ? Why is it that you feel you can say damn well whatever you [...]He wants to be rich.
(Who doesn’t?)
So, he came up with yet another get-rich-quick scheme. And its sounds sommit like this:=======================================================================
Abu Sulaiman says:
insha’allah
Abu Sulaiman says:
def gonna be at RIS this year
Abu Sulaiman says:
But the whole reason I’m going won’t be to attend lectures but to meet you guysسلمان says:
Some of the speakers are okay some are boring
سلمان [...]One of those days …
… when my stomach is higher than my nose, if I lie down. (okay okay maybe not)
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Abu Ibraheem says:
salam
Abu Ibraheem says:
what you doing ?
سلمان says:
sittin with a full tummy
سلمان says:
i didnt realize how much food i had eaten until i looked at myself in the mirror
سلمان says:
astaghfirullaah I look pregnant
Abu Ibraheem says:
hahaha
Abu [...]The Italian Job
What the $%#*!! Does the Mafia run PizzaPizza or what?
So, its late at night and I’m burning the midnight oil, and someone suggested food. Being a guy, I can’t resist a good bite. I already had dinner but I was still starving. I wanted some pizza, or a burger, or some poutine. Something thick and [...]Sit Down!!!
Alhamdulillaah ala kulli haal.
An Ontario Supreme Court Judge ruled today that part of Canada’s existing Anti-Terror law was in violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, effectively pushing away a murky smokescreen which has been used only against Muslims so far. Many folks in the legal establishment and within Muslim communities had serious concerns [...]Club Fabulous
It usually goes sommit like this:
JimBob: salamualaikum
Moi: walaikumussalam
JimBob: How are ya?
Moi: I’m absolutely fabulous.
JimBob: I’m fabulous too!
Moi: [Great!] Welcome to da club!| CLUB FABULOUS |
It’s a mind job. I’m tellin’ ya … its in your head. It’s all in your head. And heart. Jannah is right here. Inside. For now.
And no matter what, you can’t [...]Idea vs. Execution
Cut out all the fat, all the blubber.
Get rid of all that jazz.
Strip it down to the core.
What’s more important? The Idea? or the Execution?
Some would say its the Idea. The concept, or the thought, or the notion … the supposition, the plan, … its the essential spark, innit? Without that spark, there’s no life, [...]So they say…
So They Say
SOUL ATTORNEYSÂ
So they say that you can’t make it
So they say, so they say
But I say that they mistake it
But I say, but I say
And the whole world seems to be leaning on you
And you tell me you don’t know what to do
They don’t know what I know, they don’t know what I [...]Two sides of the same coin
“Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion - simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.”
- The Architect (Matrix Reloaded)
I was thinking about how true and deep that statement is. Hope leads you to keep on going even when all odds are against you, it’s what keeps you going even when you’re [...]