Another one bites the dust . . .
Being a bachelor is becoming quite an exclusive club these days.
Reminds me of the Marines motto:
Yeah, proud for not getting myself whipped yet, and staying in shape!
The other day during Ramadan I met a bro I hadn’t seen in years and, as he was asking me if I was married yet, so of course I cheekily said no, that I wanted to live my life for a bit and enjoy my time. So he advises me to get married saying that’s when life really starts. I murmured a half-baked agreement as we were standing up for salah, and that’s when I noticed his paunch.
I’m like whats up with all the flab yo? (He was pretty fit and built way back in high-school)
He taps his tummy and says:
“Well yeah that’s what happens when you get married.”
Horrified at the possibility of losing my muscle tone on my six pack, I mustered the most shocked expression I knew onto my face and said: “Yeah, real nice job you’re doing of convincing me to get married!!”
Anyways, a big shout out and congrats to Junaid M. and Zeena H.!! Yes, they’re getting hitched!
Sorry Junaid, you’re going to get whipped real soon … R.I.P bro. … *tears* … poor Junaid …
Someguy wrote,
[quote]Horrified at the possibility of losing my muscle tone on my six pack[/quote]
What muscle tone?
I feel bad for you. You’re trying to find “pros” of being a bachelor to make yourself better…but it’s not working is it? I know you cry every night when you’re alone…hoping to get married soon…but you know…things aren’t meant to be…some people are meant to stay bachelor for a looooong time. Enough about you, i’m married Allhumdulilah. Don’t put evil eye on me.
Link | November 15th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
IsLaMiC_FrEsH wrote,
Indeed, indeed.
Are we living in the 1970’s? Let’s be real about this for once for we are not boys anymore, but men. I have a ground and I’m going to stand it. I have an opinion and I’m going to state it. However, it is up to you to accept it. Women suck. Well no, 95 % of them suck. The other 3% are just beneath me. And the other 2 % just dont need me - the sexually confused.
Link | November 15th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Maverick wrote,
Now now kids … don’t be hatin’ on whatcha don’t have.
Link | November 15th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
tasneem wrote,
mashallah great site keep up the great work!
Link | November 16th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
mariya wrote,
“wife…I need a wife…”
kuch yaad aaya? loser
Link | November 17th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Maverick wrote,
Yes but, what do the statements of your husband made a few years ago … have to do with me?
*confused*
Link | November 17th, 2006 at 11:29 am
san wrote,
why mention what u have? watch out for shaitans traps..
theres no need for comments like that
Link | November 24th, 2006 at 9:12 pm