Being a bachelor is becoming quite an exclusive club these days.

Reminds me of the Marines motto:
Marines. The Few. The Proud.

Yeah, proud for not getting myself whipped yet, and staying in shape!

The other day during Ramadan I met a bro I hadn’t seen in years and, as he was asking me if I was married yet, so of course I cheekily said no, that I wanted to live my life for a bit and enjoy my time. So he advises me to get married saying that’s when life really starts. I murmured a half-baked agreement as we were standing up for salah, and that’s when I noticed his paunch.

I’m like whats up with all the flab yo? (He was pretty fit and built way back in high-school)

He taps his tummy and says:
“Well yeah that’s what happens when you get married.”

Horrified at the possibility of losing my muscle tone on my six pack, I mustered the most shocked expression I knew onto my face and said: “Yeah, real nice job you’re doing of convincing me to get married!!”


Anyways, a big shout out and congrats to Junaid M. and Zeena H.!! Yes, they’re getting hitched!

Sorry Junaid, you’re going to get whipped real soon … R.I.P bro. … *tears* … poor Junaid …