Archive for January, 2007
False Advertising?
What is up with Muslims these days? The latest craze seems to be slapping the Halal label onto anything and everything in order to attract business.
Before I continue, I’ll post the following definition of False Advertising from Wikipedia:False advertising (or more mildly, deceptive advertising) is an act of deliberately misleading a potential client about a [...]
Keep. On. Moving.
“Me and running don’t always see eye to eye. Some days it hurts more than others. But it doesn’t mean I don’t do it. I deal with it and I keep running because not everything that is good for you always feels good for you.”
- Lance Armstrong.
The 411 on (Muslim) guys who want to get married.
So, I was being asked by some women about characteristics of guys who want to get married (desperately or not). I’ve been around for a while, traveled the world over, and I’ve found some pretty common items wherever I go. Be it in North America, Europe, the Mideast, whatever. Please bear in mind some [...]
She did WHAT?!!!
My brother-in-law was over tonight and during a conversation, he was telling me about some of the crazier insurance lawsuits he’s read about during his sojourn so far as a Director of the Insurance division of a large insurance company. He said the most retarded one (sic) he had ever come across was as follows:
A [...]LaSenza, LaSenza GIRL, and now …
LaSenza BARF.
So, I’m in my room working when the phone rings. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi! I’m calling from LaSenza…
Me: (*raised eybrow, … *getting ideas*) Oh really.
Tm: (*extremely faggotty-gay voice*) Yeths. Would it be pothsible to take five minuteths to speak to the woman of the houthse?
Me: (*thinking, well I [...]In Yo Fayce Sucka
So, I’m sprawled across my bed, sleeping. Its about 10 or 11 am on a lazy Saturday morning.
My brother knocks on the door, comes in and asks if he can take the car to go down to the gym.
I mumble: “Yeah sure, but be back by 4:00pm because I gotta go out.”
He says: [...]Say it for me
Show me what it’s like…
To be the last one standing.
And teach me wrong from right…
And I’ll show you what I can be.
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I’ll leave this life behind me…
Say it if it’s worth saving me.
She kissed the photo and on the back she scribbled “my little soldier” - either with [...]Moral Paychecks
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when
his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”- Upton Sinclair
I came upon this quote while watching Al Gore’s pseudo-documentary movie “An Inconvenient Truth”. Go watch it if you haven’t seen it yet. Its brilliant. Just absolutely brilliant. And if it doesn’t shock you into any [...]Dr. Max’s Top 10 List for 2006
Thumbs up to Fahad S. for pointing out the link.
The following is Dr. Max’s top 10 list of Pro-Regressive Idiots for 2006:
10) Monis Rahman (CEO of Naseeb.com)
9) Raheel Raza (potato-faced slag from MCC)
Naser Khader (Danish politician)
7) Muslim Council of Canada (founded by Tarek Fatah and Irshad Manji)
6) Muslim Council of [...]