The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer.

“I can arrange some things for you,” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold, your partners will love you, your clients will respect you, you’ll have four months of vacation each year, and you’ll live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls will rot in hell for eternity.”

The lawyer thought for a moment. “So, what’s the catch?” he asked.