'Exhaust' Category
Imagine.
Imagine yourself gazing upon the Earth.
In near orbit.
There are a few massive yet graceful space stations in geosynchronous orbit. Ships capable of near-space travel dock at the station, disgorging dozens, or even hundreds, of tourists and businesspeople. Supply barges constantly ply established routes bringing vital supplies and refills to the station. Private space yachts glide [...]Junk Food. You Know You Love It.
Yes you do. trying to say anything else means you’re in denial.
So listen up.
I think most people have been brainwashed by the health industry. Its a multi-billion dollar-/-year industry and its interested in nothing except promoting this Utopian image of what the “perfect body” is. You all are a bunch of suckers [...]False Advertising?
What is up with Muslims these days? The latest craze seems to be slapping the Halal label onto anything and everything in order to attract business.
Before I continue, I’ll post the following definition of False Advertising from Wikipedia:False advertising (or more mildly, deceptive advertising) is an act of deliberately misleading a potential client about a [...]
LaSenza, LaSenza GIRL, and now …
LaSenza BARF.
So, I’m in my room working when the phone rings. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi! I’m calling from LaSenza…
Me: (*raised eybrow, … *getting ideas*) Oh really.
Tm: (*extremely faggotty-gay voice*) Yeths. Would it be pothsible to take five minuteths to speak to the woman of the houthse?
Me: (*thinking, well I [...]Say it for me
Show me what it’s like…
To be the last one standing.
And teach me wrong from right…
And I’ll show you what I can be.
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I’ll leave this life behind me…
Say it if it’s worth saving me.
She kissed the photo and on the back she scribbled “my little soldier” - either with [...]RIS: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
The 2006 5th Annual Reviving the Islamic Spirit (RIS) Convention has left the building.
There were definitely outstanding items on the menu this year along with some stuff so ridiculous that some people should certainly be given their severance paychecks and attendant pink slips.
The Good: Speakers and topics. This year’s theme was moderation and its relevance [...]The Italian Job
What the $%#*!! Does the Mafia run PizzaPizza or what?
So, its late at night and I’m burning the midnight oil, and someone suggested food. Being a guy, I can’t resist a good bite. I already had dinner but I was still starving. I wanted some pizza, or a burger, or some poutine. Something thick and [...]Smoked Salmon!
Yes mommy, I wear my heart on my sleeve.
What a crime.
Anybody want some freshly steamed n’ smoked salmon??! Come and get it!
Dry. Just dry.
Oh God. So dry.