'Food' Category
To eat or not to eat …
MuslimMatters had a good article recently on the whole Doritos chips ruckus about animal rennet. I found it to be mostly thorough when it came to explaining their stance on why Doritos are still halaal despite the inclusion of animal rennet during the manufacturing process.Â
Being a thorough and researched article, its a bit long but [...]Junk Food. You Know You Love It.
Yes you do. trying to say anything else means you’re in denial.
So listen up.
I think most people have been brainwashed by the health industry. Its a multi-billion dollar-/-year industry and its interested in nothing except promoting this Utopian image of what the “perfect body” is. You all are a bunch of suckers [...]Expecting Fat?
So, we were at some party last night for some girl we know who’s getting engaged to some guy from the ‘hood.
And a bunch of us were sitting around discussing my idea for selling Drano-Coke at fast food restaurants. And in sum, I’ve concluded it probably won’t work for women but men should [...]Frozen Fat Jam
Yes, yes yes I know what you’re thinking … chilled servings of mom’s chicken stew being pulled out of the fridge with orange-brown colored congealed fat and oil jiggling like jello inside the container in between the chunks of chicken.
But no.Â
Tonight I had some very thick meat-and-cheese lover’s lasagna, courtesy of the youngest two [...]You must be hearing things …
I always hear the funniest things from my sister. Her words somehow get twisted in mid-air through an invisible game of Telephone before they reach my ears, even though she might be just a few feet away.
So my sister, my mom, and I were sitting around making small talk after I came home. I [...]Burger King
It’s official. The new world record is 97 burgers downed in eight minutes. That’s like one burger every FIVE seconds. The current record was set by Takeru Kobyashi from Nagano, Japan. He also happens to hold the world record for eating rice balls, hotdogs, and … cow brains … amongst other records. (What about poutine?!)
I’m [...]