'Ghetto' Category
No Apologies
Man what the heck, first time’s supposed to be FREE. Anyways.
Horseshoe Valley Resort, MSA Ski Trip 2007. Had about 350 peeps come to carve up the slopes.
Afterwards I spent a few days sore all over. Rested.
And now I’m itching to go back.
This time I hope I can use downed ski-jockeys as takeoff ramps, [...]Of Men and their Harleys
*swoons*
A few days ago me and my mom came home from out of town, after we were checking up on our other home and collecting the mail. Well, one of the adverts was from Harley-Davidson, and this bike was on the front cover, with a rider bringing it around a mountainside curve. I turned [...]False Advertising?
What is up with Muslims these days? The latest craze seems to be slapping the Halal label onto anything and everything in order to attract business.
Before I continue, I’ll post the following definition of False Advertising from Wikipedia:False advertising (or more mildly, deceptive advertising) is an act of deliberately misleading a potential client about a [...]
The 411 on (Muslim) guys who want to get married.
So, I was being asked by some women about characteristics of guys who want to get married (desperately or not). I’ve been around for a while, traveled the world over, and I’ve found some pretty common items wherever I go. Be it in North America, Europe, the Mideast, whatever. Please bear in mind some [...]
She did WHAT?!!!
My brother-in-law was over tonight and during a conversation, he was telling me about some of the crazier insurance lawsuits he’s read about during his sojourn so far as a Director of the Insurance division of a large insurance company. He said the most retarded one (sic) he had ever come across was as follows:
A [...]In Yo Fayce Sucka
So, I’m sprawled across my bed, sleeping. Its about 10 or 11 am on a lazy Saturday morning.
My brother knocks on the door, comes in and asks if he can take the car to go down to the gym.
I mumble: “Yeah sure, but be back by 4:00pm because I gotta go out.”
He says: [...]Dr. Max’s Top 10 List for 2006
Thumbs up to Fahad S. for pointing out the link.
The following is Dr. Max’s top 10 list of Pro-Regressive Idiots for 2006:
10) Monis Rahman (CEO of Naseeb.com)
9) Raheel Raza (potato-faced slag from MCC)
Naser Khader (Danish politician)
7) Muslim Council of Canada (founded by Tarek Fatah and Irshad Manji)
6) Muslim Council of [...]Crocs on crack
This is probably one of the very few ways an alligator can get high …
Man Attacked By Gator After Smoking Crack
Lakeland, Florida (WTSP-TV) - A Polk City man is in critical condition after being attacked by an alligator early Wednesday morning.
Officials say the man had been smoking crack cocaine and was naked when [...]Ordering a drive-by …
It was a scene out of a mob movie. The assassin came up the stairs with the weapon in her hand. She had her orders. She saw him sitting in his room. She raised the weapon and …
… he turned around and said “Yo! Be careful! You’re going to spill it all over the floor.”
So [...]