'Laced' Category
Imagine.
Imagine yourself gazing upon the Earth.
In near orbit.
There are a few massive yet graceful space stations in geosynchronous orbit. Ships capable of near-space travel dock at the station, disgorging dozens, or even hundreds, of tourists and businesspeople. Supply barges constantly ply established routes bringing vital supplies and refills to the station. Private space yachts glide [...]BETTER THAN EID!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
MY MISHY-BABY FOUND ME!!!
I’M SO HAPPY OH MY OH LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU SEE THIS DAMN SMILE ON MY FACE??!!! IT AINT GOING NOWHERE, NOT FOR A LONGGG TIME!!!!Of Corporations and Cows.
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM: You [...]Selfish and Full Of It.
Do you want to be Selfish, Narcissistic, Loaded, Greedy, Full Of It and yet … still come out on top of the game after it’s all over? Don’t screw your face and squirm in your seat. Its not like this is the first time you’re being asked an existentialist question. Think fast, cut to the [...]
The 411 on (Muslim) guys who want to get married.
So, I was being asked by some women about characteristics of guys who want to get married (desperately or not). I’ve been around for a while, traveled the world over, and I’ve found some pretty common items wherever I go. Be it in North America, Europe, the Mideast, whatever. Please bear in mind some [...]
She did WHAT?!!!
My brother-in-law was over tonight and during a conversation, he was telling me about some of the crazier insurance lawsuits he’s read about during his sojourn so far as a Director of the Insurance division of a large insurance company. He said the most retarded one (sic) he had ever come across was as follows:
A [...]Crocs on crack
This is probably one of the very few ways an alligator can get high …
Man Attacked By Gator After Smoking Crack
Lakeland, Florida (WTSP-TV) - A Polk City man is in critical condition after being attacked by an alligator early Wednesday morning.
Officials say the man had been smoking crack cocaine and was naked when [...]Dreaming …
… of pomegranates. *ahh* what I wouldn’t give for a tree of pomegranates in my backyard right about now … big, juicy, dark red pomegranates.
Mommy, when I grow up I’m going to name my daughter Anaar so when I kiss her rosy cheeks I’ll be saying Yum Yummm like I wanna eat some!!
(Put me in [...]