'Miscellany' Category
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An English professor wrote the words “woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it correctly.
The male students wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The female students wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”Junk Food. You Know You Love It.
Yes you do. trying to say anything else means you’re in denial.
So listen up.
I think most people have been brainwashed by the health industry. Its a multi-billion dollar-/-year industry and its interested in nothing except promoting this Utopian image of what the “perfect body” is. You all are a bunch of suckers [...]*splat*
Look, I’m pretty sure this is completely normal … I mean, don’t birds take a s**t on the bushes anyways?
Bird Sh*ts on Bush During Press Conference
Hat tip to Fahad S. for the link.ÂDumb? Or Just Ice Cold?
The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer.
“I can arrange some things for you,” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold, your partners will love you, your clients will respect you, you’ll have four months of vacation each year, and you’ll live to be 100. All I require in return is [...]Expecting Fat?
So, we were at some party last night for some girl we know who’s getting engaged to some guy from the ‘hood.
And a bunch of us were sitting around discussing my idea for selling Drano-Coke at fast food restaurants. And in sum, I’ve concluded it probably won’t work for women but men should [...](Dis)Order in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Show these to your parents next time they ask you to go [...]No Apologies
Man what the heck, first time’s supposed to be FREE. Anyways.
Horseshoe Valley Resort, MSA Ski Trip 2007. Had about 350 peeps come to carve up the slopes.
Afterwards I spent a few days sore all over. Rested.
And now I’m itching to go back.
This time I hope I can use downed ski-jockeys as takeoff ramps, [...]Adrenaline Addict
I can’t help it, its just automatic.Â
The natural adrenaline injection into the system just overpowers everything else and my entire being … my mind, my eyesight, my hands, my body, my legs - EVERYTHING - takes on a singular objective. Its like everything else doesn’t even become secondary, everything else just becomes non-existent. there is [...]The Great _______ North?
After dinner I was sitting at the table going through the bills when I happened upon an insert from Sears advertising their (reseller) cellular phone offerings. Being in sales & marketing in the telecomm world, I started laughing at it right away. I flipped it over on its back and read out out loud where [...]