'Miscellany' Category
LaSenza, LaSenza GIRL, and now …
LaSenza BARF.
So, I’m in my room working when the phone rings. The conversation went something like this:
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi! I’m calling from LaSenza…
Me: (*raised eybrow, … *getting ideas*) Oh really.
Tm: (*extremely faggotty-gay voice*) Yeths. Would it be pothsible to take five minuteths to speak to the woman of the houthse?
Me: (*thinking, well I [...]In Yo Fayce Sucka
So, I’m sprawled across my bed, sleeping. Its about 10 or 11 am on a lazy Saturday morning.
My brother knocks on the door, comes in and asks if he can take the car to go down to the gym.
I mumble: “Yeah sure, but be back by 4:00pm because I gotta go out.”
He says: [...]Eid Mubarak
Eid Mubarak to all. It’s been a great year, and this Eid was Just Fantastic. I must admit I haven’t had an Eid this great in the past 10 years or more.
And thanks to all who helped make it so.Crocs on crack
This is probably one of the very few ways an alligator can get high …
Man Attacked By Gator After Smoking Crack
Lakeland, Florida (WTSP-TV) - A Polk City man is in critical condition after being attacked by an alligator early Wednesday morning.
Officials say the man had been smoking crack cocaine and was naked when [...]Frozen Fat Jam
Yes, yes yes I know what you’re thinking … chilled servings of mom’s chicken stew being pulled out of the fridge with orange-brown colored congealed fat and oil jiggling like jello inside the container in between the chunks of chicken.
But no.Â
Tonight I had some very thick meat-and-cheese lover’s lasagna, courtesy of the youngest two [...]Another one bites the dust . . .
Being a bachelor is becoming quite an exclusive club these days.
Reminds me of the Marines motto:Yeah, proud for not getting myself whipped yet, and staying in shape!
The other day during Ramadan I met a bro I hadn’t seen in years and, as he was asking me if I was married yet, so [...]You must be hearing things …
I always hear the funniest things from my sister. Her words somehow get twisted in mid-air through an invisible game of Telephone before they reach my ears, even though she might be just a few feet away.
So my sister, my mom, and I were sitting around making small talk after I came home. I [...]Burger King
It’s official. The new world record is 97 burgers downed in eight minutes. That’s like one burger every FIVE seconds. The current record was set by Takeru Kobyashi from Nagano, Japan. He also happens to hold the world record for eating rice balls, hotdogs, and … cow brains … amongst other records. (What about poutine?!)
I’m [...]
He wants to be rich.
(Who doesn’t?)
So, he came up with yet another get-rich-quick scheme. And its sounds sommit like this:=======================================================================
Abu Sulaiman says:
insha’allah
Abu Sulaiman says:
def gonna be at RIS this year
Abu Sulaiman says:
But the whole reason I’m going won’t be to attend lectures but to meet you guysسلمان says:
Some of the speakers are okay some are boring
سلمان [...]One of those days …
… when my stomach is higher than my nose, if I lie down. (okay okay maybe not)
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Abu Ibraheem says:
salam
Abu Ibraheem says:
what you doing ?
سلمان says:
sittin with a full tummy
سلمان says:
i didnt realize how much food i had eaten until i looked at myself in the mirror
سلمان says:
astaghfirullaah I look pregnant
Abu Ibraheem says:
hahaha
Abu [...]